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Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#1

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#2

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#3

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#4

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#5

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#6

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#7

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#8

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#9

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#10

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#11

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#12

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#13

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#14

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#15

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.