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  • To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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  • Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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  • Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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  • Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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  • The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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  • Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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  • There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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  • Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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  • Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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  • Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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