There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.