There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.