There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. 382 266 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (648 votes)
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.