There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.