There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. 382 266 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (648 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.