There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.