There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.