There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.