There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. 382 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (650 votes)
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.