There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.