There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.