There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.