There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.