There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.