There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.