There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. 382 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (650 votes)
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.