There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.