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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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