There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.