There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.