There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. 383 267 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (650 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.