There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.