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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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