There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. 382 266 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (648 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.