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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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