Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.