Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.