Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.