Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.