Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.