Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.