Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.