Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.