Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.