Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.