Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.