Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.