Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.