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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.