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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.