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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".