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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.