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#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.