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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.