Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.