Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.