Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.