Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.