Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. 321 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (630 votes)
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.