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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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