Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.