Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.