Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"