Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.