Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. 322 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (630 votes)
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.