Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. 321 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (630 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.