Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.