Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.