When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.