When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.