When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.