When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.