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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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