When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face. 330 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (649 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.