When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.