When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.