When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.