When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris