When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.