When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.