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Roundhouse your way through
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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