When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.