When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.