Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.