Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.