Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.