Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.