Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.