Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. 290 346 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (636 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.