Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.