Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.