Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.