Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.