Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.