Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.