Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.