Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. 295 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (642 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.