Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.