Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.