Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. 297 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (644 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.