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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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