Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.