Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".