Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. 295 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (642 votes)
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.