Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.