Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. 297 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (644 votes)
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.