Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.