Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel. 332 289 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (621 votes)
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.