Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.