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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.