Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.