Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.