Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.