Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.