Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.