Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel. 329 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (619 votes)
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.