Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.