Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.