Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel. 329 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (619 votes)
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.