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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.