Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.