Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.