Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.