Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.