Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"