Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.