Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.