Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 358 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.