Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 357 352 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.