Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.