Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"