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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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