Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.