Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.