Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 357 352 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.