Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris