Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.