Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 357 352 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.