Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.