Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 357 352 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.