Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.