Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 357 352 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.