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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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