Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. 358 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (709 votes)
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.