Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.