Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.