Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.