Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"