Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.