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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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