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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."