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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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