Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.