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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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