Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).