Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. 381 341 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (722 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.