Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.