Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.