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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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