Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.