Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.