Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.