Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.