Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.