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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.