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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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