Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.