Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.