Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.