Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it. 272 293 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (565 votes)
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?