Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.