Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.