Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.