Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.