Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.