Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.