Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.