Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.