Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.