Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.