Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.