Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.