Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.