When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.