When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.