When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.