When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light