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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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