When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.