When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.