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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.