When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.