When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.