When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.