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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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