When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.