When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.