When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways. 10 14 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (24 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.