When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.