When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.