Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.