Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot. 278 384 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (662 votes)
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.