Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.