Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.