Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.