Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.