Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.