Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.