Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.