Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.