Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.