Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.