Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.