Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.