Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.