Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot. 278 384 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (662 votes)
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.