Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.