Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.