Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.