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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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