Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.