Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.