Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.