Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.