Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.