Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.