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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history. As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors. Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. See Top 100

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