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#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.