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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.