Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.