Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.