Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.