Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.