Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.