Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

294 306

More Chuck Norris facts

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.