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More Chuck Norris facts

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.