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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".