Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.