Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.