Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.