Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.