Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.