Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.