Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God". 325 284 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (609 votes)
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.