Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.