Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.