Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.