Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God". 326 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (609 votes)
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.