Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.