Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God". 326 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (609 votes)
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.