Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.