For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.