For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"