For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.