For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris