For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.