For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.