For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.