For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. 332 370 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (702 votes)
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.