For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".