For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.