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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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