For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.