For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. 332 370 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (702 votes)
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.