For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.