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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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