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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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