Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.