Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.