Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.