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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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