Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.