Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. 396 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (711 votes)
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.