Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”