Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.