Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.