Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.