Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.