Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.