Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.