Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.