Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.