Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.