Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.