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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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