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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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