Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.