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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.