Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!