Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.