Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.