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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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