Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.