Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.