Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.