Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.