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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.