Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. 262 271 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (533 votes)
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.