Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.