Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.