Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!