Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.