Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.