Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.