Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.