Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.