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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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