Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. 262 272 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (534 votes)
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.