Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.