Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.