Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.