Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.