Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.