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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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