Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.