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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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