Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.