Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.