Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.