Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.