Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.