Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.