Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.