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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.