Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.