Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.