Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.