Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.