Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.