Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.