Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.