Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.