Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.