Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.