Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.