Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.