Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.