Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.