Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.