Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.