Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.