Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.