Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.