A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.