Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.