Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.