Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.