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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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