Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"