Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.