Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.