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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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