Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.