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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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