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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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