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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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