Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.