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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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