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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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