Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.