Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.