When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.