When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.