When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.