When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.