When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.