When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.