When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.