When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.