When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.