When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.