When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).