When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.