When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.