When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?