Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.