Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.