Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.