Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.