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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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