Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.