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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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