Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.