Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.