Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.