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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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