Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.