Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.