Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.