Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.