Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.