Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.