Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.