Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"