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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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