Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.