Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.