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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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