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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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