Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.