Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.