Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.