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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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