Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.