Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.