Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.