Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.