Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.