Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.