Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.