Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.