Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.