Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.