Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.