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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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