Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.