Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.