Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.