Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.