Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors. 263 367 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (630 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.