Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.