Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.