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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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