Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.