Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.