Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.