Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.