Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.