Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.