Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.