Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"