Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.