Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.