Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.