Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.