Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.