Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.