Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.