Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.