Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.