Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.