Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".