Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.