Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.