Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.