Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.