Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.