Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.