Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.