Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.