Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.