Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.