Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.