Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.