Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.