Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.