Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.