Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.