Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.