Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.