Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.