In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.