Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.