Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.