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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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