Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?