Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.