Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.