Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.