Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.