Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.