Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.