Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.