Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.