Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

368 324

More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.