Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.