Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.