Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.