Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.