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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".