Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.