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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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