Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.