Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims. 368 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (692 votes)
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.