Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.