Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.