Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.