Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.