Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.