Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.