Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.