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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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