Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).