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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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