Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.