Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.