Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.