Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.