Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.