Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.