Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.