Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.