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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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