Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.