Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.