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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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