Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.