Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.