Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.