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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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