That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?