That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.