That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.