That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.