That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.