That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.