That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.