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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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