That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.