That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.