That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."