That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.