That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.