Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.