Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.