Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose. 298 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (580 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.