Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.