Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.