Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.