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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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