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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.