Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose. 298 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (580 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.