Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.