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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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