Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.