Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.