Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose. 298 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (580 votes)
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.