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#148
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
#523
Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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