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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris. How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris. See Top 100

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