Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.