Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.