According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.