According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.