According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.