According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.