According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?