According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.