According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.