According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.