According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.