According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.