According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

347 265

More Chuck Norris facts

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.