According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.