According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.