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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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