Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.