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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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