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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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