Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.