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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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