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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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