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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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