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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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