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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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