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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!