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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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