Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.