Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.