Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.