Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.