Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill. 330 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (636 votes)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.