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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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