Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.