Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.