Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.