Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.