Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.