Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"