Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.