Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.