Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.