Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.