Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill. 330 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (636 votes)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.