Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.