Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.