Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.