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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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