Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.