Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.