Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.