Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.