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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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