Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. 266 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (553 votes)
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.