Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.