Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.