Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.