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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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