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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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