Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.