Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.