Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. 266 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (553 votes)
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.