Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.