Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. 266 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (553 votes)
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.