Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.