Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.