Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.