Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes. 295 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (589 votes)
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.