Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.