Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.