Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.