Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.