Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.