Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.