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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.