Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.