Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.