Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.