Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.