Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.