Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.