Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.