Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.