Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful. 323 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (643 votes)
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.