Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.