Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).