Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.