Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.