Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.