Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.