Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.