Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.