Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.