Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful. 323 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (643 votes)
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.