Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.