Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.