Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful. 323 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (643 votes)
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.