Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.