Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.