Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.