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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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