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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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