Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.