Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

263 281

More Chuck Norris facts

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.