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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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