Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.