Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.