Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.