Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.