Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"