Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.