Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.