Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.