Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.