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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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