Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.