Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.