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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.