Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.