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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel. Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear. Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body. Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. See Top 100

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