Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.