Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.