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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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