Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.