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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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