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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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