Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.