Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.