Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.