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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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