Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.