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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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