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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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