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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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