Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.