Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!