Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"