Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.