Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.