Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.