Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.