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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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