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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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