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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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