Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.