Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.