Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.