Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.