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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.