Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.