Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.