Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. 339 286 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (625 votes)
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.