Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.