Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.