Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. 336 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (623 votes)
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.