Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.