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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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