Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.