Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.