Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.