Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.