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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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