Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.