President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.