President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.