President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.