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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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