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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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