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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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