President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.