President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.