President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.