President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time. 367 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 61% approval (605 votes)
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.