President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.