President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.