President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.