President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.