President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time. 369 237 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 61% approval (606 votes)
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.