President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.