President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.