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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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