President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.