Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".