Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.