Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.