Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.