Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.