Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.