Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.