Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.