Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.