Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.