Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.