Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. 320 305 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (625 votes)
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.