Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.