Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.